This is Steve Rogers. He is a Nice Guy. This is his daily schedule.
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| Benedict Cumberbatch: | How shall we make them swoon today? |
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| Tom Hiddleston: | Our dashing good looks and undeniable charm? |
| Benedict Cumberbatch: | We used those methods yesterday. |
| Tom Hiddleston: | They worked yesterday. |
| Benedict Cumberbatch: | Fair point. Are you sure this won't kill them though? |
| Tom Hiddleston: | Oh, I'm sure it will. But I DO WHAT I WANT. |
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stop right now
there is a duck in a glass on your dash
you must reblog this
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In the mean time, we’re all like:
“Yes, sir?”
YES SIR.
Yes sir
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IT’S SO OBVIOUS NOW. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

This day can also be referred to as the following:
1) The day John made a mental note to hide all the bedsheets.
2) The day Lestrade swore that if he ever set foot in that bloody flat again, it would be ten years too soon.
3) The day Mycroft ordered that the surveillance camera be promptly removed from his brother’s mantelpiece, before downing a double scotch with the speed of your average unemployed drunkard and attempting to reply to Greg’s irate texts.
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Because Sherlock’s never wearing any pants.