The most accurate post on Tumblr.

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS


encores:

This is Steve Rogers. He is a Nice Guy. This is his daily schedule.

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so-fuck-it-thug-life:

im crying. oh my god. 82000+ tweets.

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Benedict Cumberbatch: How shall we make them swoon today?
Tom Hiddleston: Our dashing good looks and undeniable charm?
Benedict Cumberbatch: We used those methods yesterday.
Tom Hiddleston: They worked yesterday.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Fair point. Are you sure this won't kill them though?
Tom Hiddleston: Oh, I'm sure it will. But I DO WHAT I WANT.

inspired by [x]

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missproxy:

stop right now
there is a duck in a glass on your dash
you must reblog this

missproxy:

stop right now

there is a duck in a glass on your dash

you must reblog this

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sammyshadenoughnow:

In the mean time, we’re all like:
“Yes, sir?”

YES SIR.
Yes sir

sammyshadenoughnow:

In the mean time, we’re all like:

“Yes, sir?”

YES SIR.

Yes sir

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